-Everytime Hank speaks, an Angel gets its wings
-That the National League should get with the program
-These players are being paid a lot of money, and they had better decide for themselves to earn that money
-That the Red Sox Nation is a bunch of [expletive].
-This is a Yankee country. Hank is going to put the Yankees back on top and restore the universe to order.
-To buy cartons of cigarettes at least twice a day
-We must hire Reggie Jackson to talk to anyone who is not clutch