Dick Pole– Cincinatti Reds pitching coach; sounds more like a pornstar or a really bad dirty joke
Bubba Crosby– Wherabouts unkown
Milton Bradley– Cubs OF; Who the hell names their kid after a board game company?
CC Sabathia– Yankees SP; does CC stand for “the colossus of clout”? That’s a Sandlot reference folks…if you didn’t know that, you can kindly stop reading our blog
Coco Crisp– Royals OF; another former Indian, apparently named after a cereal
Peekaboo Street– USA skier and chapstick saleswoman
Homer Bush– former MLB nobody who didn’t hit homers; up for the ironic name of the century
Randy Marsh– MLB umpire; obviously named after the Randy Marsh in South Park
Boof Bonser– Twins P; one of the most out of shape pitchers around, he’s picking up where David Wells left off
Chad Slaughter – best last name for a football player
TJ Houshmandzadeh- Pronounced “whose your momma”
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