The Best Names in Sports

Dick Pole– Cincinatti Reds pitching coach; sounds more like a pornstar or a really bad dirty joke

Dont search his name on google images without a filter

Don't search his name on google images without a filter

Bubba Crosby– Wherabouts unkown

I thought hed be the next Mantle....oh well

I thought he'd be the next Mantle....oh well

Milton Bradley– Cubs OF; Who the hell names their kid after a board game company?

This is what happens when you try to pass go out of turn

This is what happens when you try to pass "go" out of turn

CC Sabathia– Yankees SP; does CC stand for “the colossus of clout”?  That’s a Sandlot reference folks…if you didn’t know that, you can kindly stop reading our blog

Hanks new best friend

Hank's new best friend

Coco Crisp– Royals OF; another former Indian, apparently named after a cereal

Peekaboo Street– USA skier and chapstick saleswoman

Homer Bush– former MLB nobody who didn’t hit homers; up for the ironic name of the century

The face of greatness

The face of greatness

Randy Marsh– MLB umpire; obviously named after the Randy Marsh in South Park

Boof Bonser– Twins P; one of the most out of shape pitchers around, he’s picking up where David Wells left off

The reason why Nutri-system was invented

The reason why Nutri-system was invented

Chad Slaughter – best last name for a football player

TJ Houshmandzadeh- Pronounced “whose your momma”

One of the very few Bengals who have not committed a felony

One of the very few Bengals who did not commit a felony

Got any favorites of you own?

Leave a comment and we’ll add it to the list.

-Brenden

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