The Hank Axis of Evil

axis_of_evil_ojllHank Steinbrenner is a complicated man with more nooks and cranny’s then a Thomas’ English Muffin. But when it comes to the things in life Hank doesn’t like….He makes no bones about it. SWH now presents….The Hank Axis of Evil

The Red Sox- I think Hank explained the reason they are on this list quite nicely last year…  “Red Sox Nation? What a bunch of bullsh*t that is…That was a creation of the Red Sox and ESPN, which is filled with Red Sox fans…Go anywhere in America and you won’t see Red Sox hats and jackets, you’ll see Yankee hats and jackets. This is a Yankee country. We’re going to put the Yankees back on top and restore the universe to order.”

The Mets- All they want is be just like the Yankees. From the the new stadium to a bratty owners son who makes moronic statements to the media in a way to distract the fans from poor play. The Copy EVERYTHING.

Joe Torre- Hank helped get him out of town and then saw him manage an inferior team to a playoff berth just cause they are not in the AL East. If your not in the AL East….YOU SUCK!

The National League- What a stupid, stupid league. When will they get with the program and get the friggin DH. Its not like they have been successful with out for over 125+ years

Truth Commercials- Nothing would make Hank’s life better then to burn all the Truth kids with his many many cigarettes.

If you can think of any more members of the Hank Axis of Evil, please free to add them in the comments section. We will be adding more members as the season goes on.

– The Falk

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