Stereotyping fans

Cubs: non-fitted hat, glasses, fanny-pack.  You know, the type of person getting shoved into lockers at a high school.

Poor little loser

Poor little loser

Yankees: Loud, Obnoxious, rude, smart, wish they could chant “1918” again.

Red Sox: See above (other than the “1918” part)

Red Sox fans are great parents too

Red Sox fans are great parents too

Mets: Complacent, loud, fat obnoxious.  They also remember 1986 better than the birth of their first child.

Rays: bandwagoneers, they didn’t know baseball existed in Tampa until last September

Royals: Depressed

Marlins: Are there any?

Rangers: Cowboy hat and Cowboy boots…isn’t that what everyone wears in Texas?

Mariners: Too busy masterbating to their Ken Griffey Jr. posters to show up to the games

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

-Brenden

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