Cubs: non-fitted hat, glasses, fanny-pack. You know, the type of person getting shoved into lockers at a high school.
Yankees: Loud, Obnoxious, rude, smart, wish they could chant “1918” again.
Red Sox: See above (other than the “1918” part)
Mets: Complacent, loud, fat obnoxious. They also remember 1986 better than the birth of their first child.
Rays: bandwagoneers, they didn’t know baseball existed in Tampa until last September
Marlins: Are there any?
Rangers: Cowboy hat and Cowboy boots…isn’t that what everyone wears in Texas?
Mariners: Too busy masterbating to their Ken Griffey Jr. posters to show up to the games