Personal Foul…Roughing the Bleachers…On Idiot in Colorado

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know that all of us during our lifetimes have a bad day and don’t use our best judgement to release our anger. Well apparently in Dolores, Colorado, the best way to relive your anger involves Doughnuts, a Car, a Football Field and some Metal Bleachers. Lets go to the Associated Press for the story….

DOLORES, Colo. – A driver accused of spinning doughnuts on a Colorado high school football field and crashing into the empty bleachers drew a penalty flag from police. Nicholas Lee Himmel, 21, was arrested on suspicion of criminal mischief, careless driving and driving under the influence.

Police said he drove a pickup on to the Dolores High School football field, spun circles and then crashed into the visitors’ bleachers at about 10 p.m. Saturday.

No injuries were reported but Dolores Public Schools business manager Karen Andrews estimates the damage at $18,000.

No phone number could be found for Himmel and a Montezuma County jail officer didn’t immediately return a call.

Can’t all of you just imagine the thought process that went into this decision. Here is my delve into this guy’s head on the day of his moronic ride. “You know what, I have a BRILLIANT idea. I’m gonna get drunk, do doughnuts on the football field and be cool, I mean nothing can go wrong at all, this is a foolproof plan!”

Of course he happened to forget that when doing doughnuts while drunk on a surface that is not pavement could lead to losing control of the car and causing 18,000 dollars worth of damage. I mean everyone forgets that small little fact when going on a weekend bender and ruining a high school football field. We have already named our Moron of the Month, and trust me, its a great choice (Willingham for 10 Mill? What are you? HIGH?), but Mr. Himmel has done a brilliant job with his challenge for Moron of the Month and got Jail Time and a large bill to show for it.

– The Falk

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  1. Corey

    Wow i’ve been on a few benders myself and have been a fool too but i’ve never done anything like that.haha

    ‘By the looks of that car it’s practically a miracle he didn’t also get himself killed..It probably was alot of fun tearin it up in the grass shootin dirt in the air until those bleachers started coming up fast.
    No clean getaways in that automobile.What a moron for sure!!

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