Meet the Mets! Meet the Mets! Step right up but BEAT the Mets!
Forget “you gotta believe”…..the new Mets slogan is “What Should Happen Won’t”
Mets fans, come, let me show you the land of mediocrity. It’s filled with blowouts, empty seats, and unhappy fans.
-The Mets SHOULD have made the playoffs last year, but they didn’t.
-Minaya SHOULD have been fired, but he wasn’t
-The Mets SHOULD have gotten Manny, but they didn’t
-They SHOULD have gotten any other outfielder (Abreu, Dunn) for under 10 million, but they didn’t
-They SHOULD sign Pedro to be the 5th starter, but they won’t. I hope you fans enjoy meatballs, cause Freddy Garcia is going to be throwing a lot of them.
This is going to be a long season Mets fans, hope you enjoy mediocrity. At least you still have the stupid apple behind the wall.